Tired of Twittering? Or too lazy to write a 140-character tweet? Hey, don’t worry, you’re not alone. There’s now a dedicated website setup to generate random status messages that you can use as not only tweets, but as Instant Messenger status messages as well.

Social Status Generator is a website which generates messages based on tags that you choose from their cloud. For example, check out the following status message generated for the tag “food”.

(Yes, I find it quite amusing that my display picture was incidentally of Stewie Griffin’s. The status message is quite like what he would say. Family Guy FTW!)

Why wait? Go generate some wacky status messages over at Social Status Generator.

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